Topic: Inner Peace
uk1971's photo
Sat 11/27/10 03:10 AM
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.
By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have
finally found inner peace.
A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished, and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of botal Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclits.

Yu haf no idr hou fkin gud I feal.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee AR in ned ov inr pis

:wink: bigsmile :banana:

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Sat 11/27/10 05:48 AM
LMAO, nice!

catgo65's photo
Sat 11/27/10 05:53 AM
Funny stuff, thanks!!!

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Sat 11/27/10 06:52 AM
really... great jokes :heart:

lil_Lizzy's photo
Sun 11/28/10 12:50 AM
Lol