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Larry gets home late one night and his wife, Judy, says,
'Where in the hell have you been'? Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo'. A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?' I got 2 x $50 notes on my p**is,' he said proudly. 'What the hell were you thinking'? she said, shaking her head in disdain. 'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollars tattooed on his privates?' 'Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred dollars anytime you want'. Larry is recovering in Ward 23   
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