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Hi I'm recently new to this sort of gig, and would like to know what there is to do for fun in Belfast during the week other than drink and act the maggot (like a student). If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away
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Belfast is boring, period!
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You mean the Irish havent heard of masturbation?
It's pretty simple...first you think of someone you think is good looking....Mom, the pope, Sinead O'Conner, your best friend...ect. Pull your pants down around your ankles. Then you pick a fight with your penis. Slap it around, choke it like you hate it, slap it up against a wall...etc. Suddenly you feel very happy and relaxed. It can get a bit messy so you may wanna keep your room mates pillow handy to clean up any puddles or drippage. Then you smoke a cigarette. Et Viola'!!!! You have just killed 10 minutes of boredom. Repeat this as often as needed to pass the time till you go to bed. If you show the Irish people this simple trick, you will be treated like a god and they will have parades in your honor. Good luck and You are welcome! |
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Hi I'm recently new to this sort of gig, and would like to know what there is to do for fun in Belfast during the week other than drink and act the maggot (like a student). If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away
you coucld always go to church- oops - is that still a bad topic over there? 
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You mean the Irish havent heard of masturbation? It's pretty simple...first you think of someone you think is good looking....Mom, the pope, Sinead O'Conner, your best friend...ect. Pull your pants down around your ankles. Then you pick a fight with your penis. Slap it around, choke it like you hate it, slap it up against a wall...etc. Suddenly you feel very happy and relaxed. It can get a bit messy so you may wanna keep your room mates pillow handy to clean up any puddles or drippage. Then you smoke a cigarette. Et Viola'!!!! You have just killed 10 minutes of boredom. Repeat this as often as needed to pass the time till you go to bed. If you show the Irish people this simple trick, you will be treated like a god and they will have parades in your honor. Good luck and You are welcome! Krupa u crack me up.......ignore Krupa even if it doesn't apply its about sex lmao...welcome to mingle2 and good luck |
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You mean the Irish havent heard of masturbation? It's pretty simple...first you think of someone you think is good looking....Mom, the pope, Sinead O'Conner, your best friend...ect. Pull your pants down around your ankles. Then you pick a fight with your penis. Slap it around, choke it like you hate it, slap it up against a wall...etc. Suddenly you feel very happy and relaxed. It can get a bit messy so you may wanna keep your room mates pillow handy to clean up any puddles or drippage. Then you smoke a cigarette. Et Viola'!!!! You have just killed 10 minutes of boredom. Repeat this as often as needed to pass the time till you go to bed. If you show the Irish people this simple trick, you will be treated like a god and they will have parades in your honor. Good luck and You are welcome! Krupa u crack me up.......ignore Krupa even if it doesn't apply its about sex lmao...welcome to mingle2 and good luck well at least the horney little honey threw some french in there, but ya - ignore kupa...unless it is a thread about sex or party advice, then he's king! 
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I do believe you ladies have me confuzzled with someone else. Ya'll are the ones talking about masturbating at church. I am pure as snow!
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lmao
ummm is this an example of extrapolation? |
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I do believe you ladies have me confuzzled with someone else. Ya'll are the ones talking about masturbating at church. I am pure as snow! Lmao Krupa.........sure we talk about that all the time.....yep sure do |
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously!
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so I guess that means church is a no-go
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! ??????? ...and I quote.."If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away " Your bored...I offer a legitimate alternative to staring at the walls.....dribble? I assume that probably means something snide. Your in Belfast...go bomb someone ...that has been the main past time there since I first watched the news |
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! ??????? ...and I quote.."If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away " Your bored...I offer a legitimate alternative to staring at the walls.....dribble? I assume that probably means something snide. Your in Belfast...go bomb someone ...that has been the main past time there since I first watched the news It's still fairly common! That and shooting people. |
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! ??????? ...and I quote.."If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away " Your bored...I offer a legitimate alternative to staring at the walls.....dribble? I assume that probably means something snide. Your in Belfast...go bomb someone ...that has been the main past time there since I first watched the news It's still fairly common! That and shooting people. No doubt! I mean, I wadnt trying to be insulting. I seriously have NEVER heard any reference to Belfast reguarding anything except failed peace talks, murder and bombings. Its like Beirut. I wonder why anyone would stay? The only practical suggestions I would have are instructions for improvised demolitions....electic nail grenades/ bullet mines/implosive powder bombs/chemical gas compound mix ratios...... but, I save that for my own use. I dont believe in hurting people unless it is to protect. |
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Safeguarding your life would be an ideal starting point.Yes? No?
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! Had to burn up at least 5 minutes of boredom reading it.......I hope you find something never been to Belfast good luck to you..... |
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Safeguarding your life would be an ideal starting point.Yes? No?
I suspect that's an old picture. THe troubles are mostly over. |
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! Had to burn up at least 5 minutes of boredom reading it.......I hope you find something never been to Belfast good luck to you..... Travel tip - don't bother with Belfast. |
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Safeguarding your life would be an ideal starting point.Yes? No?
I suspect that's an old picture. THe troubles are mostly over. Yes!somewhat.The story line that accompanied the pic.was dated early August of this year.I'm glad to hear though that peace is being restored in Belfast.Godspeed!Cy  
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Not one bit of the above dribble has anything to do with my post, seriously! ??????? ...and I quote.."If there's any volunteers with suggestions plaes fire away " Your bored...I offer a legitimate alternative to staring at the walls.....dribble? I assume that probably means something snide. Your in Belfast...go bomb someone ...that has been the main past time there since I first watched the news It's still fairly common! That and shooting people. gee whiz, buy me a ticket or the holidays!! (just gimmae enuff time to recover my flack jacket) |
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