I have heard stories of girlfriends or wives taking up arms to "obliterate" the guy for one reason or the other.
Ladies, what kind of behavior from your man could possibly make you want to wring his neck?
Guys, have you ever felt the wrath of an enraged girlfriend/wife?...please share.

We are looking for causes and solutions.

Cause and solution?

Heh, good luck.

Wiping my penis on the curtains after sex makes her go mental.

Solution: Don't let her see me do it.

Cause, catch them in a lie and inform them of your knowledge.

Solution, get the hell outta there!

leaving a log in the lake

solution:flush

violence is wrong...however, a good hammer can be very useful for getting ones point across...

I got accused of cheating. I had been dating this girl for two months and suddenly she got green eyes. I was accused of sleeping with a girl who was my room mate's GF. Every day she accused me of cheating on her with said friend she was with her BF and could prove it. I likewise could prove where I was. I was at work half the time and on one one of the days I was supposedly cheating I was on a fishing boat with thirty other MEN (and had a hell of a trip that day too! ). My room mate's GF even stood up for me to her face. My then GF got pissed off and took a swing on me that wound up with me man handling her and throwing her out of my apartment. Ten minuets later there was a knock at the door. The local PD had lots of questions for me, one being why did I hit my girl friend. My answer was "If I hit her she would have fist marks all over her for taking a cheap shot at me." They wanted to know what I meant by a cheap shot. I told them she tried to clock me for having a friend of mine stand up for me in the face of accusations of cheating on her. AS the story unfolded for the officers my room mate was fighting not laughing becasue he thought it was hilarious. The cops had a tough time not laughing when they found out the whole story. What lent credence to my story and not getting to go to jail for a domestic? My room mate and I were not at each other over his GF and the accusations. What got her to go to jail? She threw a brick at my car and instead hit my room mate's car in front of the police and they promptly arrested her. On top of that he sued her for the damage and won ($620.00 to fix the dent, the broken rear windshield, and the seat the brick tore). Needless to say it was over between us the moment she accused me of cheating.

I do not like psycho women! Crazy is fun, Psycho is not! She made tank girl seem like a Victorian Lady in comparison. The sex was great, the woman was not. And it took me two months to realize what others tried to warn me about after they knew her a week...

What would she do if she seen you use the bed sheets?

the last straw with my ex was him drunk and putting my life in danger while vetting horses & then hiding my truck when I left to "get away before I hurt him"

still doesn't understand why I was so mad, he couldn't help being drunk ya know

sorry have to draw a line when ya start adding to my probability of dying today!

Thanks for sharing your experience, bro. You are a true survivor.

How does someone else put your life in danger when they vet the horse? Walk away.

...lol...so if "violence is wrong" and "a good hammer can be very useful" - how do you use the hammer. I mean, how do you apply the hammer? Jokes apart, if you are practically infuriated for whatever reason with your man, and a hammer is handy, would you use it on him?

After I separated from my wife -- but before the divorce went through -- her mother hired people to murder me. It was over an inheritance I was in line for, the theory being that if I died before the divorce was finalized, my wife would be entitled to the money as "surviving spouse."

It didn't work, obviously, but it got pretty messy there for awhile.

...I bet it didn't work...else you are our "ghost writer"...lol
Wow, you are a survivor Bro. So a spouse's greed can be a cause. Thanks, we'll watch out!!

That is weird. I had a customer that his Ex Wife hired men to kill him. Unfortunately for her it was a sting. She put out a classified ad in the Pennysaver of all places looking for an exterminator to deal with a pesky ex! The poor guy was stunned when the police approached him at work. Insult on top of injury, she tried to sue for alimony from jail. Oddly detectives troll classified ads for crap like this. I also heard of other cases where one or the other spouse got busted for ads they placed. It is sick to think that crap like this happens more often than people think. Your case is different since someone wanted to profit from your demise and it was the Ex's own mother. I hope her azz went to prison. Man, I feel sympathy for you having had to deal with a Mother In Law from hell! My last GF's Mother was a nosy elitist know it all. But she didn't try to kill me. DAMN!

jumping on their back while you are drawing blood & giving vaccines-not at all amusing! he scattered vet supplies all over the house & as the sharps container flew across the room, I realized it was over!

That is what I refer to as a stupid Yahoo. I have done some work around horses. Being on one when a Horse fly bites them is not fun. Having been a helper part time for a traveling vet we had to be extremely careful around animals who could hurt us badly just by crushing us in a stall. I hate alcoholic idiots. Had one for a room mate and he got brave one night and took me on and I wound up breaking his wrist. Had I have been in your shoes I would have beaned him with a rock and then solidly beat his azz bloody and into submission for putting my azz on the line like that. Horses can bite viciously hard when they feel threatened. Forget getting kicked. Having had to clean hooves and having horses not cooperate is bad enough. Having someone provoke them on top of that is grounds for a beat down. I had a kid think it was funny shooting a horse in the azz while I was riding it. His father didn't say anything when I rushed his kid and clocked him. Dad even clocked him and took his BB gun away. The man apologized and thought I made the horse rear up. Getting the BB out of the Horse's rump was no fun either. Remember when I commented on Horses biting. Well, I had to tie Flicka (that was not the Horse's name by the way) between two posts and even then when I extracted the BB the horse obviously felt pain. Thankfully the owner of the horse had me cobble him to avoid getting kicked. People just suck some times.