OBAMA HEALTH CARE PLAN

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.
(9) Directions to your doctor’s office include “Take a left when you enter the trailer park.”
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only proctologist in the plan is “Gus” from Roto-Rooter.
(6) The only item listed under Preventive Care Coverage is “an apple a day…”
5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.
(4) “The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges,” is not a typographical error.
(3) The only expense covered 100% is “embalming.”
(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M’s on them.
(1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape

My God, You just described my MEDICARE!!And I have to pay 93(?)(it keeps going up) bucks a month for them to tell me,"NO,we doctors refuse to accept Medicare!"

You wanta hear a real joke?All those Medicare-Advantage plans are OVERWITH; Reason being,those Medicare(and private company plans,with)are all cancelled because of this wonderful "helper"--the Obamahealthcare plan!!And,Medicare is being further helped by it,by having Obamacare take billions of bucks out of Medicare!!

JOKE: Who are all those old,angry,crowds chasing Pres.Obama down the street?--Answer: Seniors who Obamacare "helped"out of their Medicare benefits.The good thing,those old people have no medical treatment,now,so they can't keep chasing,or do anything else,for very long. (Was that funny?Only if you're Obama.)