Topic: Airport Security
DTHRomeo's photo
Mon 11/01/10 02:18 PM
Airport Security Solution
Here's the solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports:
Have a booth that you can step into that will not x-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your body. It would be a
win-win for everyone, and there would be none of this crap about racial
profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would
be quick and swift.
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now. You're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion.

Shortly thereafter an announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention
standby passengers. We now have a seat available on flight number 4665 ....
Paging maintenance. Shop Vac needed in booth number 4."

(I love it when a plan comes together!)

GolfBear's photo
Mon 11/01/10 02:29 PM
That is freaking awsome!! "step in here sir, But, but, but...BOOM!"
Next LOL

DTHRomeo's photo
Mon 11/01/10 02:36 PM
Yeah that'd be great LOL

TheCaptain's photo
Mon 11/01/10 02:42 PM
What an awesome idea!!!!

no photo
Mon 11/01/10 03:13 PM
:banana: laugh Brilliant idea laugh :banana: drinker

judyyoung's photo
Sat 11/06/10 12:43 AM
that was funny.

and some other smart inventions while we are at smart it, how about if you turn a left but don't use your signal light your call rolls over, or
if you pee in the shower it the hot water turns to cold,
or
...nvm...i am just not funny.

but i do have a thought,
do you think men or women rule their home? if you actually think the man is king of the house, then why is it that women can insist on the toilet seat being left down and justifiably get right angry if that doesn't happen rather than the men insisting it be kept up?

Jtevans's photo
Sat 11/06/10 01:15 AM

that was funny.

and some other smart inventions while we are at smart it, how about if you turn a left but don't use your signal light your call rolls over, or
if you pee in the shower it the hot water turns to cold,
or
...nvm...i am just not funny.

but i do have a thought,
do you think men or women rule their home? if you actually think the man is king of the house, then why is it that women can insist on the toilet seat being left down and justifiably get right angry if that doesn't happen rather than the men insisting it be kept up?



i'll leave it down











and pee all over it smokin glasses