Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole
when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested
in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he
politely asked, " What are you up to there, Nancy? "

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully,
without looking up, " and I've just buried
him. " The neighbor was concerned, " That's an awfully big hole for a
goldfish isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then
replied, "That's because he's inside
your fukcing cat."

That has some real HA HA factor to it!

yay, thats a good one, im gonna tell it later. . .

Cool! I want to adopt this kid