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Hat? Proves my point. |
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That puny raccoon isn't worth messing with.
So, I'll send my little friend to take care of her. Say "Hello" to my little friend . . . 
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What a beautiful picture, miss!
You sure are friendly! |
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Oh, good. The raccoon is back.
I have been needing something to keep my head warm during Winter. 
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The only thing that a raccoon is good for.
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What happened to the raccoon?
Did it . . . 
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The only thing that a raccoon is good for. |
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I like fisting little racoons
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I like fisting little racoons   
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I see that our resident raccoon isn't on the menu of the Road Kill Cafe. Good. I've decided that I want to keep her as a pet.
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! Either you have stumpy little arms or that's one big fkn Raccoon! |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! Either you have stumpy little arms or that's one big fkn Raccoon! Raccoons are stretchable! |
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I like fisting little racoons To the other thing (whose name I refuse to type): It is ("you are") a little speck which I will soon flick away, an inanimate irritation. You can no more own me than a chair can own a parakeet. Please, little mortal. Do not exasperate me. SOUNDS terrible? Just wait until im elbow deep! Either you have stumpy little arms or that's one big fkn Raccoon! Raccoons are stretchable! Well if you use your penis there'll be no need to stretch them! |
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in!
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in! And we're back to the small arms! |
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in! And we're back to the small arms! Ok i admit it, im a philidamide! |
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I had to stretch it with my arm first to be able to get that in! And we're back to the small arms! Ok i admit it, im a philidamide! lol! How are you anyway you annoying and scruffy little gimpy Brit?! |
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Im doing well thanks Andy, you enormous excuse for an Irish Shrek lookalike, yourself?
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