Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive
double-pane energy-efficient kind. Yesterday, I got a call from the
contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the windows
had been installed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them yet.

Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically
stupid.
So I told him just exactly what his fast-talking sales guy had told
ME last year, namely, that in just ONE YEAR these windows would pay for
themselves! "Helllooooo! !" (I told him). "It's been a year!"

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up...he hasn't called back, probably too embarrassed about
forgetting the guarantee they made me.
Bet he won't underestimate my intelligence again.

Kat

Bump...Come on people, read this. It is funny.
Kat

FINE!! See if I play with you anymore.
Kat

thats cute

whats even more funny, is I can see it flying in a court of law on the grounds of advertising.

very good, took me awhile to get it at first it made perfect sense to me. they were supposed to pay for themeslves, right???