... in a land far away, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat, contemplating ecological issues by the
shores of an unpolluted, freshwater reservoir in a verdant meadow near
the castle she had designed and built herself.

The frog immediately hopped up onto the fair maidens lap and announced:
"Elegant Lady, I was once an handsome prince, until an evil witch cast
a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into
the dapper, young lord that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and
setup housekeeping in yon castle, along with my mother of course, where
you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and
forever feel honored and grateful and happy doing so."

That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on a most exquisite
repast of lightly sautéed frogs legs seasoned in a white wine and
shallot cream sauce, she chuckled to herself and was heard to observe:
"I don't ****in' think so."

Good Girl