A Cow's Tail
A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises,
two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?'
'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'
'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
The cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
'Hey, this looks like yours!''
I don't remember much after that'

Thats just damned funny.

that's effing awesome lol ...great laughs!!