i will tell you i was at camp one time ad this girl with red hair i
liked was wearing a pink shirt that had a strawberrie ice cream cone on
it under the ice cream cone it said mmmmmmmmm! so i walked up to her and
simply asked if the mmmmmmmm! ment the ice cream taste good or her she
turned around and bummed me off so i told her i would have to find out
myself and i kissed her. hey its lame but it got me a date to the dance

Pick-up lines.

Some are funny, some are sappy, and some of them are guaranteed to get
you slapped. Good luck!

• Hi, my name’s Right ... Mr. Right.
• I’ll marry you tomorrow, but let’s honeymoon tonight.
• Did you hear the latest health report? You need to up your daily
intake of vitamin me.
• I didn’t know that Miss America lived here!
• Hey, did you fart? Because you blew me away
• I noticed you noticing me, and I’d like to notify you that I noticed
you, too.
• Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
• I haven’t taken my pills, but you work just like Viagra.
• Are you Jamaican? ’Cause ja makin’ me crazy.
• Could you do me a favor and tell your boyfriend he’s a lucky man?
• Are you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Because you’re looking
"Grrrrreat!"
• Do you know karate? ’Cause your body sure is kickin’!
• I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I’m the only one
talking to you.
• If I had a nickel for every time I saw a woman as beautiful as you,
I’d have five cents.
• What’s a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
• Hi, I’m Mr. Right--I heard you were looking for me.
• Girl, you must have a license to drive me that crazy!!
• Are you from Tennessee? ’Cause you’re the only ten-I-see.
• Damn! And I thought I was good looking!
• My last name is "Visa," because I’m everywhere you want to be!
• You come on as strong as a garlic milkshake!
• Your smile is as sweet as the sunlight.
• My friend wants to know if you think I’m cute.
• I’ve seen you at the grocery store, baby; you’re always in the same
isles as the sugar, ’cause you’re so sweet.
• Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
• I only thought about you once today--I just never stopped.
• If you put 11 roses in your arms and looked in the mirror, you would
see the twelve most beautiful things in the world.
• OK, I’m here, what’s your next wish?
• You’re so sweet, you give me a toothache.
• Wanna see some pictures of my kids?
• Drop the zero and get with a hero, baby.
• Do you have a map? I’m lost in your eyes.
• Baby, you make me melt like an M & M in your mouth.
• You’re the best looking girl I’ve seen in a while.

HAHAHAHA Those are tooo funny...
You forgot a couple...

Do you have a porch to go with tht swing...

(Loud whistle) Hey honey, nice rack...

You look familiar, have we met before?

GUY:(Eyes on my chest) you have the most beautiful eyes
Girl: Really, what color are they?
GUY: Then he looks and still says the wrong color...

lol,lol, I like this topic is realy funny

some one told me

" hey baby, you most be tired because you have been running through my
mind all day.

I had this girl come up to me in a bar and say, "Nice shoes...wanna
f*ck?"

I was in the bar one night havin a few wobbly pops when I decided to
have some fun...every time a woman walked by I'd say, "tickle yer ass
with a feather?" of course if she said sure, then my work was done. If
she turned on me and asked what did I say, I'd tell her I said, "
Particularily nice weather." well after a while, this guy at the next
table came over laughing, he thot this was funny and asked me if I
minded if he said it to the next lady walking by. I said sure, but yer
pretty drunk, are you sure you can get it straight, he says yeah yeah,
feather, weather, I got it...so a few minutes go by and this one walks
by the table...budyy says to her , "YA wanna fuck???" she turns to him
and says, "Pardon me?" and buddy says, " Ya think it'll snow?