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I went on a date last week with a groper.
We went to dinner at his favorite watering hole 
Then we went to the halloween corn maze where I ended up running away from him like that poor cat in the Pepe LePew cartoon Le puff Le heave.... Has groping ever worked for any guy in the history of dating? 
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Depends on the intentions...
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my response to unwanted groping is to reach for his testicles and crush them in my hands until he starts crying like a new born...they usually get the message then...
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1st date no.
2nd date no. 3rd date sometimes. 4th date, yes! How can I say this? If I am groping her on the 3th date and she is letting me go out on date number 4 I know she like talented hands! besides, groping on the first two dates is so... BOOTY CALL!!! Besides, some guys think they can bag a deer on the first pass on each hunt and are too eager to fire their guns and wind up scaring off the deer! Now if you are referring to a date where he was a many handed tentacle monster trying to find places they were not given permission to go, well, pepper spray. Need I say more? that or a Taser! I like the Taser option. Nothing says "Hands OFF" like electricity! Pepper spray has that "DOWN BOY" thing going for it along with lasting pain and humiliation. Especially when you use his car to drive yourself home becasue you felt slighted and relieved him of his keys while he is squirming on the ground gasping for breath. But you would have to be a real bad girl to take his car from him like that for disrespecting you. |
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Depends on the intentions... His intentions were clear.... it was his manner of seduction that was retarded |
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it works when the gropee is willing. some girls let guys have liberties, i'm sure you have some slutty friends. thing is this cat should've realized you were uncomfortable.
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Depends on the intentions... His intentions were clear.... it was his manner of seduction that was retarded 
How old was he? This is grade school stuff here. Groping is so teen age stuff. Real men have no need to grope. They know when the woman is ready for the next step. |
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Maybe it was the phallic symbolism of the “corn” and
he went into sensory overload being in an entire field of it… |
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mutual groping is cool....uninvited, not so much. at least you don't have to waste time on a second date!
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I went on a date last week with a groper. We went to dinner at his favorite watering hole
Then we went to the halloween corn maze where I ended up running away from him like that poor cat in the Pepe LePew cartoon Le puff Le heave.... Has groping ever worked for any guy in the history of dating?
depends on the chic...if it's a halfhearted grope, no...but if he really tries, puts some effort into it, then yea |
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You mean I could have been groping this whole time?
Curse this moral streak!!!
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Maybe it was the phallic symbolism of the “corn” and he went into sensory overload being in an entire field of it… wow, that's a good point. better write that down so i don't take a girl out to a corn field on the first date. |
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Maybe it was the phallic symbolism of the “corn” and he went into sensory overload being in an entire field of it… That might be it... the ears were huge and I did rub a couple fat ones as I ran by |
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Maybe it was the phallic symbolism of the “corn” and he went into sensory overload being in an entire field of it… wow, that's a good point. better write that down so i don't take a girl out to a corn field on the first date. i can see it now....friday night all the lines at "taco bell" will wrap around the buildings!!!! |
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You mean I could have been groping this whole time?
Curse this moral streak!!!
lol never know till you try... |
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