Replies will narrow my target demographic and most likely reduce all internet spam in the South Eastern United States by a factor of 3 lollypops.

(We lost track of what goes on between large networks spanning continents years ago, so 3 lollypops seemed about as helpful as terabits per millisecond or whatever we're calling it today).

That second paragraph seemed it's own idea yet somehow not really that important, and so I have murdered my 5th grade English teacher in writing it.