There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world,
the president of the USA, and a little girl. There were only two
parachutes.
The smartest man in the world stood up and said, "The people who would
benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and
I being the smartest man am one of those."
With that he grabbed one and jumped out.
The president looks at the little girl and says "I've led a good long
life, you take the last parachute."
And the little girl replies, "Don't worry, we can both have one, the
smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack."

The moral of the story: Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't fuzzy, was he?

well fuzzy wuzzy was a bear