Topic: Really?? You have to ask??? | |
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Ever find it funny that when you are pulled over by a cop, they ask you "Do you know how fast you were going?". Sure I do. I was looking at my MPH while the whole time, and knew I was speeding, and when I saw your blue lights, I was like "better mark this speed down, cause Mr. Officer is gonna quiz me".
What other type of questions can you think of that people ask that should have an obvious answer to them? |
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how about when people barge in and you are at the dinner table eating for example tacos and salad, and they ask, oh hey, what are you eating? Really what does it look like.
about the cops, I always watch my mph when there are cops around and I never go over the speed limit cuz they are sneaky and hide in the crevices just like roaches. U know near overpasses and crap--piss me off. |
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Yeah. The whole "What cha eating?" question, especially when it is plainly obvious what the hell I am eating, makes me wanna slap the person who asked.
I also love that all time classic question "What cha doing?" They ask you this as you are sitting on the couch, watching tv, and it is so obvious. |
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How about when you lose something, and ask someone if the y know where it is. And they ask you where you lost it. Or where was the last place you saw it?
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I was at the beach and stopped in a place for a bite to eat.Reading quickly, mind distracted as usaul.lol I ordered a BLT. I saw the add ons and asked if I could have Tomatoes on that ?
The man looked at me and said BLTOMATOES, would u like cheese with that. and we both just cracked up. o well. lol |
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kinda like when you pass a car accident and say oh i wonder what happened! LOL.
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Have you ever had someone call you on your home phone and ask you where you are?
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How about when you lose something, and ask someone if the y know where it is. And they ask you where you lost it. Or where was the last place you saw it? I do that to my mom all the time to jog her memmory back. |
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Have you ever had someone call you on your home phone and ask you where you are? I've done that to people! |
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Have you ever had someone call you on your home phone and ask you where you are? I've done that to people! me too, oops. |
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it takes me back abit when i go into a fast food place that has a drive thru and the clerk asks if the order is for here or to go. if i wanted it to go i would have chosen the drive thru.
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I was at Wendy's the other day, and this dude was ordering. He asked the girl taking his order if the Crispy Chicken sandwhich was still a buck. She pointed to the dollar menu and said it was. So he orders it, and then asks...."How much is that sandwhich?" The look on her face was priceless. She looked at him like he was the biggest idiot in the world. I about died laughing.
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i like the look on some peoples faces when they ask me if i speak english and i say si.
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i like the look on some peoples faces when they ask me if i speak english and i say si. |
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it takes me back abit when i go into a fast food place that has a drive thru and the clerk asks if the order is for here or to go. if i wanted it to go i would have chosen the drive thru. that bothers me, they do that at carls jr, and I tell them it's for here and go sit at a table with my number, and they have my food all bagged up> what da hayell! |
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or when you are buying a single item and the clerk asks if you would like a bag. i usually reply, no thanks i don't smoke.
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Edited by
XoHoneyXo
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Sun 09/19/10 10:25 PM
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or when you are buying a single item and the clerk asks if you would like a bag. i usually reply, no thanks i don't smoke. Ha haha That is a good one.. I will have to remember that next time! ;) |
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You are peacefully dreaming when you hear this question, "Are you asleep?" Really?
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how about, can i ask you a question? you just did.
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