A vampire bat named Fred flew back into his cave early one morning. The other bats smelled blood and saw it on his mouth, and when they woke up a bit they began to enquire as to where he got it.

He refused and refused. But eventually caved and said "Fine! Follow me!"

He flew out the cave, across the valley, into the forest.

The other bats are salivating at the impending meal, and one says
"where is the feast?"

and Fred says

"You see that tree there?"

"Yes" replies the bat.

Fred grimaced and said

"Well I f*cking didnt."

Too Funny!

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAA........

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