Joe gets home late one night and, Jackie, his wife says, "Where on earth
have you been?"

Joe replies: "I was out getting a tattoo."

"A tattoo?" she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"

"I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates," he said proudly.

"What were you thinking?" she said, "why would an accountant get a
hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?"

"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

Fourth, and best of all, now instead of going out shopping, you can stay
right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want."

Joe is recovering in room 233 at the local hospital.

did she rip that $100 off him and go shopping ?? lmao thanx

MEN !!!!!!!
that will teach em