Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.

A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there
is only one of you, he can only settle for the next best thing your best
friend. Far from being an issue, this can only bring you closer
together. Why not get some of your old college roomates involved too?
If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your
friends without you. If your still not sure then just perform oral sex
on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.


Q: My husband continually askes me to perform oral sex on him.

A: Do it. Semen can help you lose weight and give a great glow to your
skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform
oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The next
best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook
him a nice meal.


Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.

A: This is perfectly natural behaviour and it should be encouraged. The
man is a nunger and needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night
out chasing young single girls is great stress relief and can foster a
more peacefull and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your
relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (its great
time to clean the house too!) Just look at how emotional and happy he
is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he
returns home is for you and your best friend to perform oral sex on him.
Then cook him a nice meal.


Q: My husband doesnt know hwere my clitoris is.

A: Your clitoris is of no concern to your husband. If you must mess
with it do it in your own time or ask your best friend to help. You may
wish to videotape yourself while doing this, and present it to your
husband as a birthday gift. To ease your selfish guilt, perform oral
sex on him and cook him in a delicious meal.


Q: My husban is uninterested in foreplay.

A: You are a bda person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity
training. Foreplay to man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex
should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for
foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as
you should. He should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop
being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral
sex on him and cooking him a nice meal.


Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep
without giving me one.

A: Im not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps youve forgotten to
cook him a nice meal.

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And the moral of this story is - he's hungry?????