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Foot in mouth disease.
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Im not easy I just act like it.
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Sooooo...that means your eyes will get big and you will hump the couch leg? Wait. Are you de-clawed?
 
-Grin- Not hump the couch leg, that's just silly, and the couch and I probably wouldn't get intimate. I may be de-clawed, but I have a bit of a nasty bite. |
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Caution work in progress
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proceed with caution
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BEWARE, THIS GUY CARRIES A MYSTERIOUS SWORD.!!!
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*Not For The Faint Of Heart*
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Do NOT ride if you suffer from heart attacks
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<<<<<<<<<------------This guy is more fun than an amusement park!
ON BACK And the rides only cost your attention and charm! |
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My tallywacker is eco-friendly.
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If you are reading this then I might be available!
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I'm not easy, I'm just always hard.
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My other shirt says "If found rub gently until the genie appears"
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That aint no sock in my crotch
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Let's just get naked
Just for a laugh Let's just get naked It wouldn't be so bad. |
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time out--church today
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Sorry!! Someone has to set the bad example
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What do I do?
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Beware.! There's a big monster inbetween his legs.!
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Not Perfect. But my ex thinks she is
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