Walking up to the podium.....

Mic check...check..check....

Alright people! What is your damned problem? At other sites I get unrequested amature porn constantly...but here? NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

I know you got those blurry and out of focus toooo close up shots of things that look like a beaten piece of liver or a chicken leg with extra goose bumps just sitting there waiting to go but ya'll are too damned lazy or bashful to send me any of em.

Well, I have had enough!!!! If I gotta photoshop every last one of you onto Pamela Anderson or Margeret Thatcher's body I WILL SEE ALL OF YOU NAKED!!!!!!

Now, get naked and break out those cameras people and make me proud...(and a little queezy)

Amen.

i think row baby is a cutie