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Men have big, strong arms to wrap around you when they hug. And some of us have big, strong coc.......Wait a minute!! I thought of that, too....I'm just too polite and proper to post such things.   You're not buyin' it either?   
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what are they good for? absolutely nothing lol When we bake in the nude, you chicks love us. Just don't expect us to fry bacon that way. Grease poppin onto your Johnson is not a good thing.
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men ! the saying is very true "cant live with them or without them"
i think there just functioned to be socialy and relationship stupid! |
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what are they good for? absolutely nothing lol When we bake in the nude, you chicks love us. Just don't expect us to fry bacon that way. Grease poppin onto your Johnson is not a good thing. I have to admit a man that cooks is a good thing. Cause half the time they cook better than i do. but i have yet to see a man cook in the nude. That will be my next request haha |
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Men have big, strong arms to wrap around you when they hug. And some of us have big, strong coc.......Wait a minute!! I thought of that, too....I'm just too polite and proper to post such things. You're not buyin' it either? Not all men are big and strong... |
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Say anything you like ladies...you aint sending that worthless cat of yours to go buy your tampons at 1:30 in the morning now are ya?
Got a holiday or a free weekend? You got the current bearer of your penis right there to deal with your family so you aint gotta put up with those freaks by yourself. Car got a flat? Did you buy a bookshelf that there is no way in hell you can put together? Need someone to hook up and program your dvd to watch the latest Jennifer Aniston chick flick with ya? Need a good doggie style humpin? That is right ladies...who ya gonna call? (clue: it aint the Ghost Busters) Men...in all of our flawed glory? Yes, we are uncouth...we laugh at farts and love cartoon chicks...but, aint no one else gonna open that new jar of pickles for you..... HIGH FIVE!!!!! (oooops...no friends....I forget) |
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Say anything you like ladies...you aint sending that worthless cat of yours to go buy your tampons at 1:30 in the morning now are ya? Got a holiday or a free weekend? You got the current bearer of your penis right there to deal with your family so you aint gotta put up with those freaks by yourself. Car got a flat? Did you buy a bookshelf that there is no way in hell you can put together? Need someone to hook up and program your dvd to watch the latest Jennifer Aniston chick flick with ya? Need a good doggie style humpin? That is right ladies...who ya gonna call? (clue: it aint the Ghost Busters) Men...in all of our flawed glory? Yes, we are uncouth...we laugh at farts and love cartoon chicks...but, aint no one else gonna open that new jar of pickles for you..... HIGH FIVE!!!!! (oooops...no friends....I forget) Yeah well who's going to pick up your dirty socks off the living room floor and we all know you won't do it if it saved your life who is going to be the one to make sure you have clean clothes because we all know you dont care if you wore those pants 3 days in a row and if we ever did ask you to do anything for us how many times did we have to ask before you actually got of your ***** and did it? |
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hahahahahaha
Maybe you gals just need to not "settle" for whichever guy shows interest and hold out for someone who meets the quality demands you seek. I had to laugh honey. My Dad tells me..."You need to find a good woman" I reply..."For what?" Four years of cooking school...I can hold my own against anyone in a kitchen. Laundry? I own one pair of jeans...I wear silk slacks and dress shirts on my days off and they don't wash themselves.... Not putting any of you gals down...(so return that lil bit of lenience please) I ain't ideal by any means...don't pretend to be....I don't allow anyone in my kitchen or allow anyone to do any of my domestic chores...just how I was raised. I would probably be a good catch except for me keeping my damned word and waiting for someone I know will never come. |
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hahahahahaha Maybe you gals just need to not "settle" for whichever guy shows interest and hold out for someone who meets the quality demands you seek. I had to laugh honey. My Dad tells me..."You need to find a good woman" I reply..."For what?" Four years of cooking school...I can hold my own against anyone in a kitchen. Laundry? I own one pair of jeans...I wear silk slacks and dress shirts on my days off and they don't wash themselves.... Not putting any of you gals down...(so return that lil bit of lenience please) I ain't ideal by any means...don't pretend to be....I don't allow anyone in my kitchen or allow anyone to do any of my domestic chores...just how I was raised. I would probably be a good catch except for me keeping my damned word and waiting for someone I know will never come. I only wrote that to prove a point. Cause i don't rely on anyone to do anything for me except myself. Especially a man. I was just making a point that not all men are like that just like not all women depend on a man to fix her car cause there sure weren't any men around when i needed help. |
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I hear ya doll. My sis just had a divorce after 13 years and I am teaching her "man stuff" so she never has to rely on anyone for the basics. She loves the growing independance but still misses the cooking....that dude was the best cook EVER!
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Edited by
JamieRawxx
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Mon 09/06/10 09:59 AM
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I hear ya doll. My sis just had a divorce after 13 years and I am teaching her "man stuff" so she never has to rely on anyone for the basics. She loves the growing independance but still misses the cooking....that dude was the best cook EVER! Well, i have to admit i do like it when a man cooks. Cause they usually cook better than me.  i had a deal with my ex he cooked and i cleaned. It worked out alright.
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Not with me honey.....In my kitchen, I do all prep, cooking and clean up. The only thing better than a meal a lady doesn't have to cook is one she dont have to clean up after. (I clean as I cook so it aint no biggie...though I have let it slide a bit....work has been hell)
I allow a woman to sit at the bar and sip a drink while chatting with me but, my motto is "GET THE HELL OUT OF MY KITCHEN!"...chicks ain't used to that kind of thing. |
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men ! the saying is very true "cant live with them or without them" i think there just functioned to be socialy and relationship stupid! 
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men ! the saying is very true "cant live with them or without them" i think there just functioned to be socialy and relationship stupid!
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hahahahahaha Maybe you gals just need to not "settle" for whichever guy shows interest and hold out for someone who meets the quality demands you seek. I had to laugh honey. My Dad tells me..."You need to find a good woman" I reply..."For what?" Four years of cooking school...I can hold my own against anyone in a kitchen. Laundry? I own one pair of jeans...I wear silk slacks and dress shirts on my days off and they don't wash themselves.... Not putting any of you gals down...(so return that lil bit of lenience please) I ain't ideal by any means...don't pretend to be....I don't allow anyone in my kitchen or allow anyone to do any of my domestic chores...just how I was raised. I would probably be a good catch except for me keeping my damned word and waiting for someone I know will never come. I only wrote that to prove a point. Cause i don't rely on anyone to do anything for me except myself. Especially a man. I was just making a point that not all men are like that just like not all women depend on a man to fix her car cause there sure weren't any men around when i needed help. Agreed. I have changed a flat tire, assemble my own furniture, installed kitchen cabinets, installed new laminate flooring, installed my own sinks, built a fence, painted, installed new lighting and without the help of any man. I don't want a man just so he can be my personal handyman; its all about sharing a life together. |
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men ! the saying is very true "cant live with them or without them" i think there just functioned to be socialy and relationship stupid! WTF?? 
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