1. You have absolutely no idea where your purse is.

2. You believe that dancing with your arms overhead and wiggling your
butts while yelling "woo-hoo!" is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. You're suddenly decided that you want to kick someone's ass and
honestly believe you could do it too.

4. In your last trip to pee, you realize that you now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess you were just four hours ago

5. you start crying and telling everyone you see that we love them
sooooo much.

6. You get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song
play's because "oh my god! I love this song!"

7. You've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to you.

8. You've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. You yell at the bartender, who you believe cheated you by giving you
just lemonade, but that's just because you can no longer taste the
vodka.

10. You think you are in bed, but your pillow feels strangely like the
kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. You fail to notice that the toilet lid's down when you sit on it.

12. You take your shoes off because you believe it's their fault that
you're having problems walking. straight.



Don't cha just love 'em guys?

lol ,omg ,they are speechless hahahaha right on the button ,ive tucked
many ladies into bed and locked there door behind me and came back the
next day to take them for breakfest and to pic uup there cars .Most had
no clue how they got home .howebver b,ive never taken advantage of a
drunk woman .Sometimes we all need a friend.

You also get up on the table and start dancin' and have no idea you did
it until the next morning

yes i did that before kids came along

yup i know about the jumping up and down excitely for every song bit..i
do that. he he

well yeah i think we've all been there done that lmao i dont think you
took advantage of anyone....she was drinkin if she didnt want to have
sex drunk or not she would have said NO when were drunk we dont loose
words from our vocabulary we just forget how to use them lol