I'm completely new to this. I have no idea how to make a proper profile. Please, if you would be so kind, rate or judge me as harsh as you feel. I don't want to come off as a weirdo.

Your off to a nice start,,its all ok,,and the pic's are ok,,

Try to get into the forums and be seen and guys will read ya and want to talk to you and become friends,,thats how this whole place rolls,,seeing is believing and words mean everything,,because THATS all we have here to play with...Later you might add more? Or better clearer pic's? But all is fine and you should start meeting many once you start posting your words and pic's around the forum,,Good Luck on here...

It made me laugh, and that doesn't happen very often.

"My headline doesn't mean i'm a pirate." That was excellent!

Seriously, the reason I don't like most profiles is because they generally come across as cookie-cutter, boilerplate, same-as-everybody-else drivel. Either that, or they're basically empty.

Yours is fun to read, interesting, not derivative at all, and you come across as a real person with a real brain, which is unusual, and this is two days in a row I've run into a good profile so I should probably go buy a lottery ticket.

More pics wouldn't hurt, and maybe flesh out some of the other stuff a little. I tend to think "more" is "better," insofar as information is concerned, but then, my profile is 1400 pages long and we certainly don't need anyone else doing THAT!

Good job, get yourself into the forums and let us get to know you!

it looks good to me although im not good at this either