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Defense Attorney: "What is your age?"
Little Old Woman: "I am 86 years old." Defense Attorney: "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?" Little Old Woman: "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me." Defense Attorney: "Did you know him?" Little Old Woman: "No, but he sure was friendly." Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down beside you? Little Old Woman: "He started to rub my thigh." Defense Attorney: "Did you stop him?" Little Old Woman: "No, I didn't stop him." Defense Attorney: "Why not?" Little Old Woman: "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Abner passed away some 30 years ago." Defense Attorney: "What happened next?" Little Old Woman: "He began to rub my breasts." Defense Attorney: Did you stop him then? Little Old Woman: "Hell No, I did not stop him." Defense Attorney: "Why not?" Little Old Woman: "Why, Your Honour, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. "I haven't felt that good in years!" Defense Attorney: "What happened next?" Little Old Woman: "Well, I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Just spread my old legs Take me, young man, take me!" Defense Attorney: "Did he take you?" Little Old Woman: Hell, no. That's when he yelled, 'April Fool!' "And that's when I shot the son of a biotch!"   
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LMFAO!!! WOW
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