Dude!!!!!

Sorry to hear.

Give yourself some time to grieve and then try try again.

Okay now I know for sure aliens 'napped
the real tanyaann.

Uh-huh kitties are fun too

I remember all too well last leg I humped... It was a bright shiny new day and the flowers were blooming, the sky was vibrant and the bees were buzzin...

She was 4 times my size and fragrant of calamine lotion and tacos...

My love for her was pressing and immediate, bound only by the constraints of New Hampshire state laws we, ( or I should say "I" rather) humped without abandon and then in the mystical afterglow of that burning forbidden moment, the traffic light changed and she crossed the street and crushed my heart...

Hang in there Kiddo, things could be worse



You certainly have a way with words.

Especially when the water is beginning to boil.

I'm single again.
Who is gonna come around and try to hump my leg?

I'm single again.

Who is gonna come around and try to hump my leg?

Ooooh! Me! Me! You, ummm, won't get upset if I kinda 'miss' the leg 'cuz I'm too high up, huh ... ?

That always brings out the curler pic, huh?



Sorry to hear it, hun, you deserve so much better....!!