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Topic: Crushed, Shaved, Cubed,.....
newarkjw Joined Sun 05/25/08 Posts: 17172	Wed 08/25/10 03:19 PM
I like my men shaved and my ice crushed! Just not shaved heads. Exactly! Hair on the head but gone everywhere else! You know me too well babeeee! Everywhere? Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. I would end up with little pieces of toilet paper everywhere.......

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Wed 08/25/10 03:23 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Wed 08/25/10 03:23 PM
I like my men shaved and my ice crushed! Just not shaved heads. Exactly! Hair on the head but gone everywhere else! You know me too well babeeee! Everywhere? Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. I would end up with little pieces of toilet paper everywhere....... I have shaved myself completely before...but then I felt weird..almost gay and even more self conscious. No I can't do the metrosexual thing..I'm just not that type. The most thing I will do is trim now.

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Wed 08/25/10 03:38 PM
I like my men shaved and my ice crushed! Just not shaved heads. Exactly! Hair on the head but gone everywhere else! You know me too well babeeee! Everywhere? Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. I would end up with little pieces of toilet paper everywhere.......

mbcasey Joined Wed 02/14/07 Posts: 1805	Wed 08/25/10 05:31 PM
No crush... ...oops, wrong thread....

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 08/25/10 05:45 PM
Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. You think that you have a problem shaving. There's a reason why I don't put up with Schick.

Atlantis75 Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581	Wed 08/25/10 05:47 PM Edited by Atlantis75 on Wed 08/25/10 05:48 PM
There's a reason why I don't put up with Schick. I hate that brand. I don't know what's up with that, but it scratches also and my face burns after using a Schick. I rather pay extra for the Gillette. Hell, even those 1 dollar plastic Bick shavers are better.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 08/25/10 05:55 PM
There's a reason why I don't put up with Schick. I hate that brand. I don't know what's up with that, but it scratches also and my face burns after using a Schick. I rather pay extra for the Gillette. Hell, even those 1 dollar plastic Bick shavers are better. Cats don't care which brand that I shave them with. They are too distracted by their nine lives flashing before their eyes. I don't like cat fur because it gets stuck between my teeth.

pmarco41 Joined Wed 04/30/08 Posts: 2163	Wed 08/25/10 09:17 PM
I like my men shaved and my ice crushed! Just not shaved heads. Exactly! Hair on the head but gone everywhere else! You know me too well babeeee! Everywhere? Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. I would end up with little pieces of toilet paper everywhere....... I have shaved myself completely before...but then I felt weird..almost gay and even more self conscious. No I can't do the metrosexual thing..I'm just not that type. The most thing I will do is trim now. trust me, when you find the woman who likes it..you wont think its "gay" at all.....

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Thu 08/26/10 01:34 AM
I like my men shaved and my ice crushed! Just not shaved heads. Exactly! Hair on the head but gone everywhere else! You know me too well babeeee! Everywhere? Damn I cut my self all the time just shaving my face. I would end up with little pieces of toilet paper everywhere....... I have shaved myself completely before...but then I felt weird..almost gay and even more self conscious. No I can't do the metrosexual thing..I'm just not that type. The most thing I will do is trim now. trust me, when you find the woman who likes it..you wont think its "gay" at all..... Exactly. Hair doesn’t make a man a man nor does it define his sexuality. If he is smooth and silky, he's probably getting "it" more - and with a lot more tongue in some fun places!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Thu 08/26/10 01:35 AM
Someone say something about a tongue in fun places? Where can I apply?

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Thu 08/26/10 01:37 AM
Someone say something about a tongue in fun places? Where can I apply? I already have your application on file, sir. You will be hearing form a representative shortly!

Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Thu 08/26/10 01:55 AM
Someone say something about a tongue in fun places? Where can I apply? I already have your application on file, sir. You will be hearing form a representative shortly! Shortly? With my measurements errr...qualifications, I should already have the job.

echo25078 Joined Tue 01/13/09 Posts: 81	Thu 08/26/10 02:03 AM


Mayhem_J Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265	Thu 08/26/10 02:37 AM
And?

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Thu 08/26/10 10:00 AM
Ya know. Cubed ice on a shaved nutsack........nevermind!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 08/26/10 02:32 PM
Mayhem, the word on the street is that your . . . errr . . . qualifications are the reason that you are out of work. Or so I heard.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 08/26/10 02:34 PM
What kind of ice should one put on a swelled ego, anyway?

msmyka Joined Sat 03/22/08 Posts: 17079	Thu 08/26/10 02:34 PM
Mayhem, the word on the street is that your . . . errr . . . qualifications are the reason that you are out of work. Or so I heard. You are mistaken, sir.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 08/26/10 02:40 PM
Mayhem, the word on the street is that your . . . errr . . . qualifications are the reason that you are out of work. Or so I heard. You are mistaken, sir. Oh? Is he in your "employment"?

MelodyGirl Joined Sun 01/25/09 Posts: 9452	Thu 08/26/10 03:15 PM
Mayhem, the word on the street is that your . . . errr . . . qualifications are the reason that you are out of work. Or so I heard. I know you aren't talking about Mayhem like that .... He is the CEO of qualifications! Your sources are wrong.