An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period
for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a
pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did
this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a
call.

Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature
and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani
suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and
tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.
I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take
charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest
of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach
house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a
$2,000,000 bank account.

If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a
$4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and
$2,000,000 each.

However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly
on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You **** her again."

phfitttt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ha ha ha ha!

the dad must want money

now thats just terrible