btw anyone can answer these, male, female, who ever freakin wants to really.

1. what attracts you most to the oppisite sex?

2. where would you qo on a first day with someone new?

3. whats the first thing you look at when meeting someone?

4. whats something that annoys you the most about ppl?*after youve had a chance to meet them first*, of course.

5. if you could create someone that you want to be in a relationship with, how would you create this person? like how would he/she personality be, looks, and so on.

welcome
1.confidence
2.burger joint
3.eyes
4.the worlds most interesting man
5.6 ft tall with a conscience

1. what attracts you most to the oppisite sex?
idgaf if this is over used but 4 me its always their smile

2. where would you qo on a first day with someone new?
idk it depends on the person usually i like to discuss that with them first

3. whats the first thing you look at when meeting someone?
face

4. whats something that annoys you the most about ppl?*after youve had a chance to meet them first*, of course.
constant lies its bs

5. if you could create someone that you want to be in a relationship with, how would you create this person? like how would he/she personality be, looks, and so on.
redhead faithful funloving family oriented beautiful smile idfk

atleast some people isnt afraid to say lol.

Intelligence, creativity, good communications skills, good spelling, proper apostrophe placement.



A book store, a park, Germany.



Depends on the person and the circumstances, but generally I notice the eyes, the hair, and the legs, not necessarily in that order.



Her inevitable "Now I have to change you into a cardboard cutout of a goat" agenda after 3 months.



160 IQ, a painter/musician/writer, sense of humor, no drugs, no alcohol, no kids, never boring, totally absorbed in an "outside-the-box" mentality and lifestyle, wouldn't define herself as an adjunct to another person.

you real deep dude lol. wow, thats good!

1 the vagina

2 Porn store....you can tell right away if you landed a freak or a prude who is only gonna do "missionary"

3 wrists and ankles. You can instantly tell if they are on a diet by checking bone structure. If they are, prepare to change your lifestyle and swill consumption just so you can have a shot at some nookie with someone who is always gonna be obsessing with caloric intake (until they get bummed out and horf down a half gallon of Hagen-Daaz...then b*tch about feeling guilty for a week)

4 not having the courtesy to just accept the fact that the universe does indeed revolve around me. (There was a good article about it in Popular Science)

5 Mute pygmy midget chick with a french/ polynesian accent to the honking and squeeking sounds she would make during sex.
She would have one giant boob. (it wastes so much time having to look back and forth to give two boobs equal attention)
She would enjoy rockband and roll perfect blunts.
All of her family would be in prison so I wouldnt have to give up my holidays and weekends.
Her favorite place to shop would be the porn store.

krupa

Theres my gal. Baby, tell me that you honk like a goose during the throes of passion and I will be all over you!

ps...you need to do another flirt with me thread so I can try to sweet talk your panties off of ya.

Only you could believe the noises I can make.

I am not much up for a flirtin'.... if you search around my posts, you'll find a thread I made recently (read the last couple pages) and you'll see what I have been up to lately.

I will see what I can scrounge up but, I aint that bright.



No flirting hunh?....sooooooooo...we should skip right to the sex?

lmao. wow this forum is not boring lol.

It's only boring it you make it boring.

thanx for helping lmao.

1. Agility. Look, if she can't bend her body in different angles, and be flexable for "certain" activities, then Goof will just become bored with her. I mean...really....I don't want a lame duck.

2. Supermarket- I will supply ninja throwing stars. She can make the outfits. And then we will go wreak havoc on all the customers. Also, a secret mission to use our stealth ability and acquire the price gun to put ridiculous prices on the products would be fun to do as well.

3. Sluttyness factor- I have no shame. I love sluts. Catholic schoolgirls, librarian, Nuns....etc. It's all good.

4. Ok. If I ask a chick "Give me one.....ONE...simple quote from the movie Die Hard" and she cannot do it.......they are dead to me.

5. Nerdy/Goofy/Dorky/ mindset with the body of Betty White!

Yeah bro...there are some fine @ssed babydolls and coolcats around here. Hang out a bit and I will send some of the sloppy seconds your way...but only after I have blown the bottom out. (I am generous that way)

Just wondering what the HECK are you supposed to be doing in that main pic?

wow yall making me laugh. damn i love this site lol. btw beauty314, if you talkin to me, im just looking down. if you not talkin to me? then forgot wat i just said kk lol.

Disregard the message I sent you, I thought you were talking to me.