Cindy, a beautiful, well-endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet
store in search of an exotic pet... As she looks about the store, she
notices a box full of frogs. The sign says:
Snatch Eating Frogs
Only $20 each!
Money-Back Guarantee!
(Comes with complete instructions).

Cindy excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to Ralph, the man behind the counter: "I'll take one."

Ralph, packaging up the frog, says, "Just follow the instructions
carefully." Cindy nods, "Okay," grabs the box, and is quickly on her way
home.

As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, Cindy takes out the
instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to
do...
1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into on a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down "there."

She then quickly gets into bed, puts the frog between her legs and, to
her surprise, nothing happens! Cindy is totally frustrated and quite
upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the
bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions,
please call the pet store". So, Cindy calls...

Ralph, the man from behind the counter says, "I had some complaints
earlier today. I'll be right over".

Within five minutes, Ralph is ringing her doorbell. Cindy welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions
and the damn thing just sits there."

Ralph, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how
to do this one more time!"

veeeery clever.

omg lol

rotflmao thats awsome

see guys....

thats terrible.....maybe instead of herpes she was into warts hmmm well
turns out she got the herpes anyways haha