Topic: The Butler
FUNFELLA's photo
Mon 06/25/07 10:22 AM
A wealthy couple planned to go to an evening ball. They advised Stanley,
their Butler, that he was being given the evening off to do whatever he
wanted.

After an hour and a half at the ball the wife told her husband that she
was dreadfully bored and in fact would prefer simply to go home and
finish some work for the following day. The husband replied that he had
to stay for a couple of more hours since he had to meet some potential
business partners.

So, the wife went home alone and found the butler Stanley spread out on
the couch watching TV. Moving slowly towards him, she sat down in a very
seductive manner. She whispered to him to come closer, then even closer.
She moved forward and whispered in his ear:

"Take off my dress ..." she said And Stanley did so. "Now, will take off
my bra ..." she asked To which Stanley obliged. "Next, please remove my
shoes and stockings." she told him Stanley quickly followed her
instructions again. "Now, remove my garter belt and panties." she
ordered him. Again, without hesitation, Stanley complied.

She then looked deep into his eyes and in a sharp voice shouted: "The
next time I catch you wearing my clothes, you're fired!"

carebear19622's photo
Mon 06/25/07 10:26 AM
HA good one!

Puffins1958's photo
Mon 06/25/07 10:31 AM
that was surprising.....very good


laugh :tongue: laugh

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Mon 06/25/07 12:38 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

buttons's photo
Mon 06/25/07 01:03 PM
laugh laugh

keg_bar's photo
Mon 06/25/07 01:21 PM
hey they told him to do whatever he wantedlaugh