A man is sitting next to a woman on a jet which is getting ready to take
off. Suddenly, the man sneezes. He unzips his pants and wipes the end of
his penis off with his handkerchief. He zips up, and continues reading
his magazine.

The woman cannot believe what she just saw. Then he sneezes again,
unzips, pulls out his penis and wipes it off with a handkerchief.

The woman says, "Excuse me sir, but that is disgusting and rude, and if
you do it again, I am going to call the flight attendant and have you
removed from this plane.

He says, "I am so sorry that I have offended you. I have this very rare,
embarrassing physical handicap that causes me to have an orgasm every
time I sneeze."

The woman, disarmed by the man's honesty, and somewhat embarrassed by
her own callousness, says, with sympathy, "Oh you poor man, what are you
taking for it?"

"Pepper," he answers.

ewww..but funny

funny

LOL too funny :)