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Here is a great tip... Only give a woman 1/2 the penis....(NOT the bottom half) otherwise she will follow you around like you owe her money and she will keep using the "L" word If you just halfd**k her, then you can develope a relationship based on spiritual and emotional quality instead of having to deal with yet another relationship where you have to carry the burden of being a sexual god and she becomes the slobbering, cow eyed penile groupie who constantly demands sex. You are welcome. 
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Here is a great tip... Only give a woman 1/2 the penis....(NOT the bottom half) otherwise she will follow you around like you owe her money and she will keep using the "L" word If you just halfd**k her, then you can develope a relationship based on spiritual and emotional quality instead of having to deal with yet another relationship where you have to carry the burden of being a sexual god and she becomes the slobbering, cow eyed penile groupie who constantly demands sex. You are welcome. It is just that he is young and can still learn some of the new fangled birth control techniques that they hadnt invented when we were his age...you know...like pulling out. |
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Here is a great tip... Only give a woman 1/2 the penis....(NOT the bottom half) otherwise she will follow you around like you owe her money and she will keep using the "L" word If you just halfd**k her, then you can develope a relationship based on spiritual and emotional quality instead of having to deal with yet another relationship where you have to carry the burden of being a sexual god and she becomes the slobbering, cow eyed penile groupie who constantly demands sex. You are welcome. It is just that he is young and can still learn some of the new fangled birth control techniques that they hadnt invented when we were his age...you know...like pulling out. 
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