Two friends were talking one afternoon, and one says to the other,

"You know, I think I'm ready for a lil vacation. But, this year I want to do something different. The last few years, I took your suggestions
about where to go.

Three years ago you said I should go to Hawaii. And I did and my wife got pregnant.

The next year you said I should go to the Bahamas. I did, and she got pregnant again.

Then last year you told me to go to Tahiti. Sure enough, she got pregnant again."

So his friend asks, "What you going to do this year that's different?"

His friend replied, "This year I going to bring my wife with me..."

Funny