A cucumber a pickle and a penis were talking about how rough their lives are. The cumber says my life is so rough when i get big fat and juicy I am cut up and put in a salad. The pickle says my life is so rough when i get big fat and juicy the cut me up and put me in a jar with a bunch of spices, then I'm eaten. The penis says oh yeah I have all of you beat, my life is so rough when i get big fat and juicy some one puts a bag over me. Then I'm put in a dark room, were they Bang my head against a wall until I throw up all over my self, then I pass out.