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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 46 | |
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only owns 1 pair of boxers
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alway forget my birthday ( thats why i have only one pair of boxers
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alway forget my birthday ( thats why i have only one pair of boxers ) Still wets the bed thats why only have 1 pair of boxers...hate washing
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Her favorite place for lovemaking is in the back seat of a car, any car.
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the last 10 days is standing on the border between mexico and the us but forgot the way he needs to go
hope you ok, long time no see |
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brings in illegal aliens and dumps them at the beach late at night at Ocean Beach pier
I am fine Tommy, I just usually am on here late at night. 
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Has a whale who follows him around named Moby Dick
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buy's my illegals and let them work for him
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wants to sail to America one day to visit the brothels in Tijuana
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Ever since he has become a vegetarian, he has strived to come up with something better tasting than Tofu.
 And thru many painstaking years of trial and error he has. He called it the Poppyseed Poop Plant. When told that name isn't very appealing he decided to give it a nickname. From that moment on he called it Doo-Doo. When asked why "Doo-Doo?" all he could say was, "Because it tastes like $h!t."
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Tribbles told me how it tasted first hand (or should I say mouth)
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rolls his blunts with tortillas.
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she just won a hickey in a game of beer pong
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She got bit on the arse by a goose with a bowtie and pink sunglasses, and liked it!
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he put a band aid on it!
   
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And she really liked that!
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he even bought some new pink band aids
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used pink bandaids to make a speedo
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trying to find out where to get pink band-aids
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In 1986, at the request of the Colombian government, he made breakfast for six people.
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