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| Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 46 | |
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she draws portraits out of cheeze-whiz and whip topping in a can  My favourite snack Sunbathing in the nude |
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Keeps asking me to watch her do her thing on webcam.
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...and he never watches me
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Just emailed me an offer of $5 Pesos to watch her.
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Just emailed me an offer of $5 Pesos to watch her. Liar Liar your bums on fire! Clearly not lucid at this moment
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Trained her monkey to fart when you pull its finger
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Trained her monkey to fart when you pull its finger You're losing it!! Has read ''S**X For Dummies'' twelve times and still does not understand a thing...about the birds and the bees |
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Got confused about the birds and the bees, she thinks they mate together
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Threatened me with a feather duster
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sits on Jhavez's back and yells "giddyup" just for sh*ts and giggles
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uses lipgloss for a lubricant
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Has a "tickle trunk" full of sex toys
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gives out sex toys as party favors
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Only goes to parties for party favours
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Likes to sit in the park with flowers in her hair and bongos in her lap...naked!
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wears a bow tie to bed every night
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spent 28 days in the deep, dark forest seeking out eye of newt
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prefers his slurpies with a double shot of rum
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Only lets the postman ring once.
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has webbed feet
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