As long s they aren't serial killers, hatchet murderers, and bill collectors, especially the latter.

I have 2 buzzards that stalk me. Is that some kind of sign

damn my butt hurts

I need a good stalking--any takers?

ive had some stalkers, who have gotten into my email...they say hi, duffy, didn't i c u by the bar this weekend, or mcd's, or walking?
and i freeked.
then, 2 days ago, some chicks stopped by in a car as i was walking, and said hi, duffy....haven't seen u 4 a while...

so i got their LP, and will post it tomorrow...hahahahahahaah.....
a white chick, and 2 of color...now what could this b about ya suppose...they r after my booty? well they might wanna steal my old ladies cart? ???????????

LOL Duff, you always crack me up because i know, deep down, you're dead serious.

what a beautiful pix...where did u get that.?then, i really like ur profile. it is very upfront.
yes i am serious about those 3 little girls that thought they would scare this old lady.
walking around this universe nets you trouble for those of u out there, that like ur exercise.

last night i was walking home pulling same old ladies cart mentioned in last post, and ha. a nice black shiny car pulled up and the occupant said "would you like a ride"? i said NO in a loud voice BECAUSE I AM TOO FAT. UC he had been picking on me the day before for wearing shorts, and i will admit that the beef does moo and wobble. but get this, i got a eye full of his junk, and he has bird legs....now howz that for a hoot?

I thought I had a stalker once, but then she realized she was at the wrong house and only asked for directions.

well at the wrong house ha. what does that tell ya.

I used to have a stalker at work...I would get flowers for no reason and no card attached. I even got a big, fluffy teddy bear with them one time! It stopped when my bf moved in with me but I never did find out who it was? All my friends guess it was someone I worked with that was shy and was afraid to tell me they liked me. And I guess once they found out I had a boyfriend stopped? *shrugs*

As far as stalkers go...I felt I was pretty lucky! lol

Ooo! Me! I wanna stalk you, baby!

<<-- good stalker

I only have 1 gun you can use!!!

no sending flowers, and no card, and a teddy bear is not stalking...it is cat and mouse game.....
as old as the hills...