Everyday little Johnny had a continuous routine that he followed. He would sit in the same seat right behind the bus driver with his hello kitty backpack that his father had got him. Every day he would say "if my mother was a Elephant and my father was a Elephant I would be a baby Elephant." The bus drive the first time looked back and smiled and thought he was a cute kid.

A week had come and gone and Johnny had continued with his daily routine as he sat behind the driver with his hello kitty backpack that his father had gotten him. Sitting again and again in the same seat behind the bus driver again choosing a different animal saying: "if my mother was a Zebra, and my father was a Zebra, then I would be a baby Zebra." Well after a week of putting of with this the bus driver’s eye had started to develop a twitch. But the bus driver thought "He doesn't know any better I'll let him do his thing, he’s only on here for 30 minutes before I drop him off at school anyway.

So a solid month had passed since then and of course as planned little Johnny continued with his routine of getting on the bus and sitting behind the driver with his hello kitty backpack again saying: if my father was a kitty and my mother was a kitty then I'd be a baby kitty. "The bus driver couldn't take it anymore with a vain popping out of his forehead and his neck his face red with frustration he turned around and asked what if your father was gay and your mother was a prostitute?" Little Johnny smiled and calmly replied: "Then I'd be a bus driver."