most embarassing thing you've ever said outloud? ..and the minute you
said it you just wanted to disappear.

This should be funny...



Ok mine first...I was in Walmart the other day...and one of the screws
in my glasses feel out...so i took it to the eyeglass place they have in
there...i asked if they had something to fix it. The guy who was
working was like..i'll take care of it...he then took my glasses to the
back..and fixed the screw. Well he comes out hands me my glasses. I
said "Thank you...how much for the screw?"
He saw how red i was turning, and said nothing.

California has IN & OUTs a fast food hamburger chain.
Their burgers with extra pickles & onions is called animal style. So
awhile back they started doin the fries animal style.
they have grilled onions,sauce & cheese on them.
So my friend & I had gone in to order & been trying to remember what
they were called...
So we asked the guy & could we have those Doggie Style!!!
there was atleast 20 peeps behind us!

lol how about walking into the store for your husband and having trouble
looking for what he needs so you go up the clerk and ask him if he has
jock itch lol!

I love you!

LOL.....i could see that happening where i work...its so funny to watch
men shop for PPE for their wives and girlfriends.

crystal i work in an optical and u wouldnt believe how many people say
that everyday and then realize how it sounds we've gotten really good at
waiting til they're gone to bust out laughing like. how much for a screw
or my fav. they come in all exasperated and say"i need a screw really
bad" one of the hallmarks of knowing that you've made it as an optician
is not busting out laughing when people say that.

i remember reading in a mag about a girl that went to a salon to get her
hair blow dried strait and she asked the girl at the counter. "how much
for a blow job?"

LOL...i'm glad i'm not the only one...LMAO...

another good one is theyll come in with their wobbly glasses and say
very sincerely, "i think i have a screw loose, can u check?" thats
another one thats hard to hold the laugh in for! i will tell u opticians
are the best liars on the planet! we keep a poker face sooooo well.

we all must find humor at our job..if not..we'd prob all
quit...LOL....yeah i for one...couldn't work there if i had to keep a
poker face...i couldn't do it

Once I said hi to someone.

They ran away.

Man that was embarassing.

No. This isn't a banana in my pocket, and yes, I am glad to see you.

Shouted to a girl in a disco just as the music stopped.