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Topic: Any candidates???
Phuque2's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:34 PM

My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl


Ohhhh lady of the mist.....do it before your old and in the way.....If you don't try, you will never know and you for sure will fail the test of insanity::aka...LOVE. Ya just hope you don't hurt someone along the way or crush yourself. There is no fool like an old fool.......Take it from me......If...if....if the universe were different......I would chase you all over the outback. Raaawwwrrrrr

Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:41 PM


My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl
if your life was perfect you wouldn't be on here



Says who?....and what are the reasons I am on here?

...to have a few second romp through the threads, with like minded folk from all over the world?

...embrace the different, and similar, mindsets of other cultures, in a condensed and sometimes hilarious venue?

...we aren't all wandering the halls here searching for our one true luuuurve...scared ill


Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:42 PM



My friends in genetic research say something about approaching middle age activating the 'Greener Grass' chromosone on the 'Keeping Up with the Joneses' gene.

Which could lead to this scenario:

Once upon a time, a wife caught her Fortune 500 husband in a dalliance with a much younger mistress.

Wife: I'm going to divorce you and take you for everything you're worth.

Fortune 500 Husband: No, I think not. Aren't you forgetting the PreNup? Leave, and you'll leave the vacations in the Riviera behind, the nice houses, the nice clothes, et al.

They go to a fancy restaurant shortly thereafter, whereupon they notice that Fortune500Husband2, a cohort of Fortune500 Husband, waltzes into the restaurant with an equally young mistress on his arm.

Wife: Isn't that Fortune500 Husband 2? That's not his wife!

Fortune 500 Husband: Yeah, it's his mistress.

Wife: Well, _ours_ is certainly prettier.


-Kerry O.



Oh My!!! rofl

I suspect I sat next to them at the last Tourism and Commerce meeting...:laughing:

s1owhand's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:42 PM
smitten

Jess642's photo
Sun 08/01/10 06:45 PM



Ohhhh lady of the mist.....do it before your old and in the way.....If you don't try, you will never know and you for sure will fail the test of insanity::aka...LOVE. Ya just hope you don't hurt someone along the way or crush yourself. There is no fool like an old fool.......Take it from me......If...if....if the universe were different......I would chase you all over the outback. Raaawwwrrrrr


I am not seriously, nor remotely advertising for a willing victim, Mike....just laughing at the ridiculousness many choose to embroil themselves in...

and apparently the Oprah-ish, Dr Phil-ish types recommend getting your own life in order and find your own nirvana before proceeding to encourage a suitor...

I have everything exactly as I require...(other than another 23 sets of arms with which to paint Asylum with)....so therefore I must be now required to completely mess it up, and fall in squeamish besottedness now..ill


Phuque2's photo
Sun 08/01/10 07:10 PM
I know, I was being a whiny boy for having put himself into that fray and i threw up in your thread....because it was there in front of me and it felt like solid ground... But I'll man up and stop this non-sense of looking for nirvana for it does not exist. Where is the paint brush....Let's rock....

RKISIT's photo
Sun 08/01/10 07:12 PM



My life is perfect.... I have everything I want, everything I need, and am fulfilled, content, and full of joyfullness.


So I figured it MUST be that time where most people would sabotage their perfection and get busy with the romantic liason/relationship thingo...

Perhaps I need to follow the trend and mess up my life by getting emotionally bent out of shape, and all c-c-c-crazy inside...I have no drama, nor melodrama in my life right now, you see,....so perhaps I need to create it...


Any candidates for the wildest ride in the Uni-verse???


pitchfork

rofl rofl rofl
if your life was perfect you wouldn't be on here



Says who?....and what are the reasons I am on here?

...to have a few second romp through the threads, with like minded folk from all over the world?

...embrace the different, and similar, mindsets of other cultures, in a condensed and sometimes hilarious venue?

...we aren't all wandering the halls here searching for our one true luuuurve...scared ill


hmmmmm...seen this before i rest my case

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