No matter what people put in their profiles
you still have to weed out the good ones the
ones that are honest and not just looking
for a quickie, (intimate encounter)

closing accts on some of those sites are like figuring out a rubiks
cube...over the years I'm on dozens of sites probably...20 years from
now my granddaughter will probably run into grandpas ad from 1998...

What is it that men are looking for when they read the online ads? I'm
a great person but have a hard time with getting someone to talk with
me. Help please!!!!

They're only looking for men.... never thought of that ...?


*shaking head*


If i read that it would me that he doesn't want to discourage any woman
- but I'll wager three dooughnuts he knows exactly what he's looking
for...


Speaking of men's profiles - what creeps me out is men who state they
are seeking 18 y/o ...and they're in their 30's, 40,50's *roling my
eyes*

Scary huh!!

Last night I ran across this guys pro that I had met this is the
3 or 4th one I've seen of his on that site at differnt times so he
leaves & comes back. the pic is out of date. 10 yrs easy & so is the
info. aahh
Athletic
not with that beer belly!
black hair
NOTT! what's left anyways!
honest,drama free

He had been "friends" with my friend next door in between the first time
I had talked with him (8 mos.)
So she said yea he's ok!! to meet up with.

So we set up to go out.
his niece ends up taking his car,
so I went to his appt. to pick him up.

We're hanging out there for a bit,
it was pretty dark in there & he would turn the desk light on to look
at what ever then back off, he's getting weirder by the minute.I was
sitting on the couch.
He gets a rubber band & i see then he's got his lil weiner out & he's
wrapping this rubber banned around it.


3 times!!!

I just looked at him & got up to walk out.

He had the door baracked (sp) the Vac. wedged, a chair,a shirt on a
metal hanger stuck in the frame up high. so nobody could see in the
crack i guess..

I just stood there & counted to 10 took deep breaths, then moved the
crap & left.

It was so hard for me not to knock his azz out!

And his punk azz profile looks like a nice honest FIT guy!

holy sh*t catch...
scary isnt the word...

See why I dont "date"??

My 1st was the wife/room mate!

& He was the last!



Now I just have them come here or the ranch.
if their azzheads,
I can just chop their heads off.

The scary was for your grand kids finding pros!


I wasn't scared of his punk azz!

too funny!!!!!

I hear there are actual matchmakers out there....but I think you have to
pay a fee. Its funny, Ive met only nice people from the net.....I guess
that could change though

pppfffffftttttt!!!!

esplain your pfffffffffffffffffffffffft!!!

I've met a few nice people & He had hung out with my friend
a few times. My guess was he was smokin crack.

or maybe your friend was smoking crack!!!!

Oh! I was on the phone SCREAMIN as soon as I got in my truck.
WTF!! AAHHH!! She was shocked! even her son said he was always kewl.
but with the crap on the door, keeping it dark except the light thru
the kitchen. the actions getting weirder.. CRACK!! the major
shrinkage!

Hmmmm maybe you should ask the question to all prospective dates
catch......say..."Do you randomly tie a rubber band around your pp???"
"If so, do you also barracade your door with random objects so women
can't get out?"

Hmmm, I feel this will work next time...

only red flag is when they donot fill anything out--no answer or one
picture that obviously looks like a magazine picture. If they answer
any, at least they read the questions.

that is why online dating scares me...although regular dating scares me
too...guess thats why im still single.

LoL...So does this mean that all the women that come on these sites and
are too lazy to fill out their profile just really want to Sleep with
me? Those damn Sluts..... (As Sluggo runs to look at profiles with a
purpose)

after I told somebody about the rubberband they said must of
been like a c*ckring

He could of at least tried to kiss me first!