can I start singing now please ?

She probably just filled the cups with beer for the walk home!

Bonny please do!!!

Whey Hey mi hearties join me in this little Irish jig

*Well I stumbled in at two am all drunk and fulla smoke
My wife said I have had enough Thats it I'm sick get out
So I stumbled down to Kelly's Pub, across the edge of town
An I told the boys me story and we had another round

Chorus
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight


We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl I'll sleep with
her tonight
Yes, We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight

And Mary MacGraegor , well she was a pretty whore
She'd always greet you with a smile and never locked her door
But on the day she died all the men in town did weep
For Mary MacGraegor finally got some sleep

WOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO Let's whoop it up ladies!!!!!!

All together now !!!!!!!

Well I once loved a girl, a child I'm told
I gave her my heart and she gave me a cold
So now I sit standin here out in the pourin rain
I'll stumble back to Kelly's Pub and cry away me pain

I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fight
We'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an fight
And if i see a pretty girl
I'll sleep with her tonight
an I'll drink an drink an drink an drink
an drink an drink an Fiiiiiiiiiiight

an I'll drink an drink an drink an drink

Changing song, come on ladies, show a leg
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

* All together now *

Knees up Mother Brown
Knees up Mother Brown
Under the table you must go
Ee-aye, Ee-aye, Ee-aye-oh
If I catch you bending
I'll saw your legs right off
Knees up, knees up
Never get the breeze up
Knees up Mother Brown

Oh my, what a rotten song
What a rotten song
What a rotten song
Oh my, what a rotten song
And what a rotten singer
Too-oo-ooh

Cheers to Bonny!!

((((to all))))

Thanks for the great weekend!!!
Must roam off to bed now. 5am comes way to early!!

you're welcome {{{{{ ELLA }}}}

*carries on singing ****ney song *

Now here's a little story
To tell it is a must
About an unsung hero
That moves away your dust.

Some people make a fortune,
Others earn a mint;
My old man don't earn much:
In fact he's flippin' skint.

Oh, my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.
He looks a proper nana
In his great big hobnail boots,
He's got such a job to pull them up
That he calls 'em daisy roots.

Some folks give tips at Christmas,
And some of them forget,
So when he picks their bins up
He spills some on the step.
Now one old man got nasty
And to the council wrote,
Next time my old man went round there
He punched him up the throat.

Oh my old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.

Lonnie: I say, I say, Les.
Les: Yes?
Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin.
Les: Well how do you do know he's a police dog?
Lonnie: He had a policeman with him.

Though my old man's a dustman,
He's got an 'eart of gold,
He got married recently
Though he's eighty-six years old.
We said "'Ere, hang on, Dad,
You're getting past your prime";
He said "Well, when you get to my age
It helps to pass the time."

Oi! My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.

Lonnie: I say, I say, I say!
Les: Huh?
Lonnie: My dustbin's full of lilies.
Les: Well throw 'em away then!
Lonnie: I can't: Lily's wearing them.

Now one day whilst in a hurry,
He missed a lady's bin:
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased after him.
"What game do you think you're playing?"
She cried right from the 'eart,
"You've missed me, am I too late?"
"No, jump up on the cart!"

Oi! My old man's a dustman,
He wears a dustman's hat,
He wears cor-blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat.

Lonnie: I say, I say, I say!
Les: Not you again!
Lonnie: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools.
Les: How do you know it's full?
Lonnie: 'Cos there's not mushroom inside.

He found a tiger's head one day
Nailed to a piece of wood
The tiger looked like miserable,
But I suppose he should.
Just then from out a window
A voice began to wail,
It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?"
"Four foot from his tail."

Nighty Night (((((Ella))))))))

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ NIGHT ALL }}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}

it's after 3am here in the UK and the bugs in my bed are
lonely.........................

Ella,It's Monday morning I'm still hungover. Sorry about the
damage in your house. Hope it wasn't me when I fell to the
right.

{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{{ Greyhound}}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} morning, heard you went home
with someone's bra on your head as ear muffs.

coffee ?

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with someone's bra on your head as ear muffs.

coffee ?

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with someone's bra on your head as ear muffs.

coffee ?

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with someone's bra on your head as ear muffs.

coffee ?

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with someone's bra on your head as ear muffs.

coffee ?