Okay, to make this short and sweet, I just got home from work and I
swear to God that this old man said the funniest thing to me that I ever
heard coming out of an old man's mouth:

This guy needed help loading picnic tables in his truck so they called
me to do the lifting, since you, I have the muscles to do so. I walk up
to the front and there are two of the cute cashiers working (one being
the one I went out drinking with) and they both look at me smile, and
wave. I did the same to them and walked up to the old man whom needed
the help. I asked him what he needed helped with and he just looked at
me, then the two girls, then back at me with a smile and said, "I bet
that p*ssy tastes great." I couldn't help but to laugh,it was
completely random and then I continued to help him load the tables....
he tipped me 5 bucks for 2 minutes worth of work.

qld men are cute

I think he wants you to fix him up. Not that there's anything wrong
with that.

meowwwwwww ROTFLMAO

Fix him up..?


oh snap!

I should honestly write a book about all the crazy ****e that happens in
my life...



...whom would read it?!?

Was this guy staring at your a** when he gave you the tip?????

..I hope not..


but if he did, I wouldn't blame him, I have a grand ass.

Yeah Yeah Yeah!!!!!!!

what? it is....

old men are great there's this one resident at the old folks home that
my mom works at and every time she walks into his vicinity he says. "it
must be jelly, cus jam dont shake like that!" she hears this everyday.
cracks me up.

wtf, did no one notice I posted a new towel pic?!

UMMMMMMMMM NOPE!!!!!!!!!!

well, eff!


Look!

Joshy,

Thank you for not making a towel pic your main photo.

Am I the only person who has not seen this towel pic, that you all tease
him about?

don't make me make it my main pic...

That did sound like Snuggles was requesting a return of the Original
Joshy Towel Pic... of course no one's complaining if you bring that one
back -inside- your profile. The ladies like a bit of mystery, no?

LOL

Wow, I love that new towel pic!


Red, red, red! Beach towel!