As a corollary (those are great cars, by the way) to my last post about the dating site that sent me the pseudo-alluring "drunken floozies" pic (while alerting me to the fact that these are NOT actual members), I got another good one today.

"Lex, Here Are 12 People We Think You Should Meet!"

And the e-mail contains 27 pictures of 27 people.

OK, so which 12 do you think I should meet? Are there rankings? Bonus prizes? What's the deal here?

Never mind that they all seem to be from countries I've never even heard of. Where is Bhilopaonika, anyway?

ha ha, i get those things all the time. they say that they have Xnumber of people when they have like a million they want you to to connect with. its retarded.

I think Bhilopaonika is located just below the medulla oblongata and above the thyroid gland. Mine acts up when I eat shepherd's pie.

I don't get these either!!!


WTF????


Nobody wants me!

First, you get solicited way more than I do which is just unfair.

Thirdly, Bhilpaonika has feelings too.

And B, Drunken Floozies rock and I intend to create a union to protect their rights.

I mean, is it asking too much to be solicited by somebody I might actually be interested in? Who do I go to in order to complain about this? I mean, other than every freaking website in the civilized world?



Maybe so, but their women wear really weird clothes.



Make sure there's some kind of substance abuse program in there, they are going to need it!

That made you smile and I know it.

It did, but I can't be too obvious about it. I have a persona to maintain, you understand....!

I know and your secret is safe with me. And all the drunken floozies in Bhilpaonika.

If they knew I was just a big ol' teddy bear, I'd be targeted for some truly horrendous purposes.....