10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times..

7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it


And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE

But #6 is wrong, you should never run out of ammo

A rifle doesnt mind if you dry hump it at 3am

A rifle thinks it's good when you stick a rod down it's bore

If you knew the women I know then it is safer to have a rifle blow up in your face.

I kow what you mean, I once ordered the rubbermaid 369...

yellow is my new best friend(after my guns, of course...

too funny, thnx for the post

it's a Texas thang...right Moe?

you got that right, me amiga...