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I will be tomorrow after moving!!! Bottoms up!  and that's what I told her.  all this getting to know each other stuff..psh.. All that needed to be said is you put your bottom up.  
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I will be tomorrow after moving!!! Bottoms up! and that's what I told her. all this getting to know each other stuff..psh.. All that needed to be said is you put your bottom up. 
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Must be an Alaskan thing tonight. Not drunk but have had a few glasses of wine.
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Must be an Alaskan thing tonight. Not drunk but have had a few glasses of wine. I live in a ski town. it's already turning winter. our two weeks of summer is gone. all there is to do is drink and then make $hit up. Like did you know I invented eagles. So true. I was looking at a hawk one day and was like " I can do better than that". So I stole a hawk egg. took it to my secret underground genetics lab. Had them splice in a little of Mr.clean then BOOM. Bald Eagle..it's the truth |
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sober.. drinking my icetea I  icetea
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Must be an Alaskan thing tonight. Not drunk but have had a few glasses of wine. I live in a ski town. it's already turning winter. our two weeks of summer is gone. all there is to do is drink and then make $hit up. Like did you know I invented eagles. So true. I was looking at a hawk one day and was like " I can do better than that". So I stole a hawk egg. took it to my secret underground genetics lab. Had them splice in a little of Mr.clean then BOOM. Bald Eagle..it's the truth Nice imagination! 
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Must be an Alaskan thing tonight. Not drunk but have had a few glasses of wine. I live in a ski town. it's already turning winter. our two weeks of summer is gone. all there is to do is drink and then make $hit up. Like did you know I invented eagles. So true. I was looking at a hawk one day and was like " I can do better than that". So I stole a hawk egg. took it to my secret underground genetics lab. Had them splice in a little of Mr.clean then BOOM. Bald Eagle..it's the truth What about the platypus? Is that one of yours too? |
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sober.. drinking my icetea I icetea i love icetea. i think i would rather prefer of having it over a pop i dont care of rasberry icetea i just like the plain.. |
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im ficking shitfaced. juss pyt aw+y a fiffth fo jack and a small jar of apeel pie mosnshine. i dont think git wad necesaryy to dri.k thatmuch. but **** it. happu friiday.
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Must be an Alaskan thing tonight. Not drunk but have had a few glasses of wine. I live in a ski town. it's already turning winter. our two weeks of summer is gone. all there is to do is drink and then make $hit up. Like did you know I invented eagles. So true. I was looking at a hawk one day and was like " I can do better than that". So I stole a hawk egg. took it to my secret underground genetics lab. Had them splice in a little of Mr.clean then BOOM. Bald Eagle..it's the truth Well that puts you in a few areas of AK...We already are turning here also. Cold and raining summer is over... As far as the Eagles are concerned the tourist might disagree with you since Sitka right now is overran with them... |
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im ficking shitfaced. juss pyt aw+y a fiffth fo jack and a small jar of apeel pie mosnshine. i dont think git wad necesaryy to dri.k thatmuch. but **** it. happu friiday. meeee toooo dude! hapyu friiiday! |
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I'm buzzed, does that count?
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Bottom up!
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I'm drunk with power. Does that count?
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I just had an incredible wank. Does that count?
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No thank you
Have my coffee
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