wear on a first date.......or ever for that matter.

Ive been looking at the way people present themselves on dates lately
and I have devised a rather easy "How to" for all you Ladies and Men.
Here are some of my rules on what Not to wear on a date or
everrrrrrrr!!!!

1) Ladies...black bra and white top......NO, NO, AND NO!!!! Being able
to not MATCH your bra to top is NOT SEXY!!!

2) No shiny leopard skin spandex pants......EVER!!! THIS IS WRONG,
WRONG, AND WRRRRRRRRRRONG!!!

3) No tube tops/half tops on overweight women, where their flesh is
hanging over. NO, NO, AND NO!!!! THIS IS NOT SEXY!!! You may however,
wear these in your own home, as long as you are not on a date.

4) Men...Buy jeans that fit!!! No one wants to see your ass crack
everrrrrrrrr!!!!! NO, NO, and NO!!! When I see you men, I will
automatically put a quarter down there and tell you I am playing the
slot machines and I better win!!!

5) Socks and sandals.....Men omg....STOP THE INSANITY!!!!There is no way
this is sexy........EVER!!!!

6) Men, only 1 chain on at a time. Too many makes me think you are
going through some sort of male mental pause...along with seeing your
hairy chest exposed to your not being able to do up your buttons!!! NO,
NO, AND MORE NOOOOOOO!!!

7) Men, with beards, please make sure you have combed it, trimmed it and
taken out the snacks from lunch. Hmmmm....Im not that hungry!!!!

Hmmmmm this is my list for now....but I will DEFINATELY think of more
soon.......

DID I LEAVE ANYTHING OUT?????

I think spandex is pretty much a NO all the time even in your own home .

I also hate to see women with bras on when there wearing a halter or
tube top . A strapless or convertible bra is a good investment .

I once wore shoes that didn't match

lol transient I did that once going to the store!!!! ohhhh and to work
once but I quickly ran home and changed.

Speaking of shoes........

Men.......when you are wearing a suit......tennis shoes are NOT
ACCEPTABLE!!!!! NO, NO ANDDDDDDDDDD NO!!!

yes the bra strap thing is a definately a NO NO AND NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
WRONG WRONG WRONG!!!

Definately not, I have issues with the cabana shirts and suits in fall
and winter...

nursing woman on a date....DO NOT AND I REPEAT NOT......whip out those
puppies at the dinner table......NO NO AND NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Thank you so much for the beard detail!

OMG! who are they going to nurse on a date??

hahahaaaaaaaa omg catch!!!! Yes.......the beard detail is very
important!!!!

Cabana shirts for cabana boys! hmmmmm

oh ya I almost forgot!!!!

Men.........No speedo bathing suits EVERRRRRRRRRRR!!!! NO, NO
ANDDDDDDDDDDD NO!!!! THIS IS NOT SEXY!!!!

what is a cabana shirt???? Those flowered shirts????

Cabana boys are NOT ALLOWED TO WEAR ANY SHIRTS!!!!! NO NO AND
NOOOOOOOOO!!!

thankyouverymuch...

swallow, take deep breaths..

eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! now I can smell it!!








crusty beard, fffffffffuuuuuuukkkkkk!

lol this is a great problem catch......Men should be taking notes right
now!!! Ive seen this and its NOT pretty!!!

yea I thought of bicycle shorts!!

I was a hairstylist for 20 years catch and you wouldnt believe what men
hid in those things!!!!

yes biking shorts went out in the 90's I think.....its a definate NO NO
AND NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OMG!!! I did have one of my homeboys change the thermostat in
my big ol' Chevy truck one time...

In bicycle shorts!! hubba hubba!

Had to climb all up on the motor to reach!

ooohh mercy!!
I helped him with every tool.