Gentle Thoughts for Today -



A penny saved is a government oversight.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement ..

He who hesitates is probably right.

Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.'

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.

Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words 'The' and 'IRS' together it spells 'Theirs...'

Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young. Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

you forgot:

-No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
-Envy is a waste of time,. you already have all you need.
-if we throw all our problems in a pile, then saw everyone else's, we'd take ours back.
-all that really matters in the end is that you loved.
-what doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.
-It's never too late to have a happy childhood, but the 2nd one is up to you and no one else.
-When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no as a answer.
-Burn the candles, use the nice sheets, wear fancy lingerie. Don't save it for a special occasion, today is special.
-Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.
-The most important sex organ is the brain.
-No one is in charge of your happiness but you.
-Frame every so called disaster with these words: in 5 years from now will it matter? (that goes for 5 months/days/hours and minutes)
-Forgive everyone everything.
-What other people think of you is none of your business.
-Time heals almost everything. Give time time.
-However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
-Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.
-God loves you because who God is and who you are, not because of something you did or did not do.
-Don't audit life, show up and make the most of it.
-Growing old beats the alternative- Dying young.
-Get outside everyday. Miracles are waiting everywhere.
-Always choose life.

Very nice both of you