Red Neck Pick up lines:

1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea .
I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree & I was a Squirrel,
I'd store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's
only a light switch away.

8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."

9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til
afternoon.

and.... the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it
my nuts tighten up.

lol...that was hilarious but i think the fat penguin one might work on
me

i've actually used #11 on u dont know how many occasions. and i've been
on the recieving end of the mirror one

Hilarious!!!

that was great,me and my family is laughjing our ass
off.LOLOLOLOLOLOL,need more great humor like that especially
here in old redneck town where we live.keep us all
laughing............